For some reason, once in a while a rubber duck is made that has troubles
in the bath. Despite the fact that rubber ducks are intended for
tub floating, some ducks float on their side or even upside down.
And despite the trauma that this can cause a rubber duck (peer pressure
can be very strong in these unfortunate cases), it seems to continue to
occur.
When we received this urgent request for help, our crack team of
investigators here at RubaDuck leapt into action and began working on a
solution. After intensive analysis of the rubber duck stability
with investigation into center of gravity and buoyancy, we determined
that it is simply a matter of mass distribution. After much
cogitation and consultation with Roger, we developed a couple of
solutions. The top two recommendations are the
“5-cent solution” and
the “washer solution”.
| Warning! Roger strongly recommends that proper eye
protection be worn when performing any rubber duck surgeries. |
The "Washer" Solution
If your rubber duck has a hole in the bottom (especially if you want
to preserve the squeak-ability of your duck), we recommend the “washer
solution.” This procedure is the more simple of the two and involves less
risk to both the duck and the surgeon.
Locate
a washer that has a hole in the middle big enough to accommodate your
duck’s squeaker. Some ducks have a depression in the plastic around
their squeaker that is just perfect for accepting a washer, others are
all smooth plastic on the bottom. If desired, you may spray-paint your
washer to blend with the natural color of your duck, just be sure to do
so the day before the surgery to allow the paint to dry completely.
Apply water-proof adhesive to the washer and to your duck, taking care
to leave the washer hole and the duck squeaker clear of any adhesive.
Press the washer to the duck firmly and allow the duck to rest on the
washer while the adhesive dries. Ensure that the adhesive dries
completely before test-floating the patient.
If you're made of strong stuff and a
sharp knife does not daunt you:
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