How buoyant are rubber ducks?
This (F)requently Qu(a)cked (Q)uestion is so important, we've written an entire article about it. Really! Spoiler: Rubber ducks are pretty bouyant. Wait... that's not right. Buoyant. Yup. Not bOUyant but bUOyant. That's better! (Teach us to use rubber ducks to spell check our pages....)