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 Post subject: Ab-duckion!
 Post Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:59 pm 
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Location: New Mexico, USA
Size of Rubber Duck Collection: 110
Kathi recently sent us this message:

I have had a rubber duck on my antenna for quite some time now. As I was
coming out of the store I noticed Da, my Duck, has been stolen. (come to
find out my 40 year son took it off the night before and put it in the
freezer (cold duck). So I just could not let him get a way THAT. I wrote
this notice and sent it to all the family : (has picture with it too, but it
copy over.

AB DUCK ION ALERT
Da Quincy Acker
• Age 2 months
• Approximately 1.5 inches tall
• Fluffy Yellow coat and clean bill orange in color
• Webbed toes
We have gotten all our Duck’s in a Row now, officials stated. Da was last
seen on top of an Antenna in South Charlotte. Officials believe this could
very well be a family Ab-duckion, as Da Q. Acker is related to a Duck
Dynasty.
It is feared Da could become unstable due a birth defect known as Rubrdukist,
which makes his appearance seem plastic in nature, and is unable to fly or
quack, which will make it difficult for him to quack for help.
2 family members have been questioned but were released due to no sign of
feather’s were found their pond. Duck calls are being wingmade by Da’s
Aunt and are being duck aired by the flocks to ponds worldwide. Ducks
Unlimited, Aflac, and NARDO (National Association of Rubber Duck Officials)
are asking for the public to be on the lookout Da Q. Acker. Tips have come in
as far as Peking and a report of a 2 rubber ducks being sold on ebay which
ended up not to be Da Q. Acker . Thousands of reports are being reported,
but are not what they are quacked up to be.
Family and friends have gathered to help in the search party, distant
relatives, Daisy, Daffy, and Donald are scheduled to make a special
appearance to bring attention to this Ab-duckion and series of Ab-duckions
around the worldwide.

Help us find Da Q. Acker

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